Ok well that was a shortlived idea - I can't be arsed posting the scripts anymore, well, atleast not on a regular basis - I'm back to regular posting.
I might post the odd script if I think I should tell you about it. other than that. sod it.
Anyway big pissup in leeds - starting around 6 in stick n twist up top end of town behind merrion centre.
Be there or be sober.
I'm outta here.
marc
Friday, February 25, 2005
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Rock Paper Scissors
Add a paper, scissors, stone game to your website. Easy to install and keeps a score tally for the number of times the player has won and the computer has won.
[rock paper scissors]
[[INSTALLATION FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T FIND THE README]]
Step 1.
Open the file 'pss_variables.php' in a text editor (such as Notepad) and enter your preferred variables. Further instructions on how to correctly enter your variables are included in the file.
Step 2.
Open 'pss.php' in a text editor (such as Notepad). In the specified gaps, enter the HTML that you would like to appear above and below the output of the Paper, Scissors, Stone game script.
Step 3.
Upload 'pss.php' and 'pss_variables.php' via FTP in ASCII mode to your webserver. You must be able to run PHP in the directory the files are in, in order for the script to work. Upload the avatar image files (default pss_player.jpg and pss_comp.jpg) to the same directory.
Step 4.
Open up http://www.yoursite.com/pss.php and enjoy!
[rock paper scissors]
[[INSTALLATION FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T FIND THE README]]
Step 1.
Open the file 'pss_variables.php' in a text editor (such as Notepad) and enter your preferred variables. Further instructions on how to correctly enter your variables are included in the file.
Step 2.
Open 'pss.php' in a text editor (such as Notepad). In the specified gaps, enter the HTML that you would like to appear above and below the output of the Paper, Scissors, Stone game script.
Step 3.
Upload 'pss.php' and 'pss_variables.php' via FTP in ASCII mode to your webserver. You must be able to run PHP in the directory the files are in, in order for the script to work. Upload the avatar image files (default pss_player.jpg and pss_comp.jpg) to the same directory.
Step 4.
Open up http://www.yoursite.com/pss.php and enjoy!
Monday, February 21, 2005
vxQuote
vxQuote is a small, efficient random quote script, allowing you to easily add/remove as many quotes as you like, directly in the file. No database or other files required, just change the quotes, upload, and add 1 line of php to your webpage. Finished!
[Right click and hit "save as/save target"]
The line of code you will need to add to your webpage is;
(That assumes vxquote.php is in the same directory as your webpage); if not, modify the line above to point to the directory where vxquote.php is. REMEMBER - your webpage needs to be saved as .php for this to work; using other extensions will NOT process the php code. Make sure you actually save the webpage as .php; it's a common mistake to name the webpage .htm.php by accident, so be careful.
For better randomness, I suggest using at least 10 quotes. If you want a certain quote to be shown more often than the others, then simply duplicate it a few times; then there's more chance of it being displayed.
[Right click and hit "save as/save target"]
The line of code you will need to add to your webpage is;
(That assumes vxquote.php is in the same directory as your webpage); if not, modify the line above to point to the directory where vxquote.php is. REMEMBER - your webpage needs to be saved as .php for this to work; using other extensions will NOT process the php code. Make sure you actually save the webpage as .php; it's a common mistake to name the webpage .htm.php by accident, so be careful.
For better randomness, I suggest using at least 10 quotes. If you want a certain quote to be shown more often than the others, then simply duplicate it a few times; then there's more chance of it being displayed.
New Direction
Right folks, im gonna start putting PHP scripts and other random bollocks on this thing - It needs some purpose other than my life, which, to be frank (frank whos frank!) is rather boring at the moment.
So I think I shall be doing about 4/5 a week depending on if i find anything thats helpfull or fun, I wont just put something up for the sake of it dont worry.
I should be posting the first PHP script soon.
All credit shall go to the author and if you have a fun/useless/random/usefull script that I may like, either email me it or comment on a post about it :)
much loves.
Marc
EDIT:: I will be testing all the scripts on my computer at home as I have set up apache/php/asp/etc on it. SO you will know that the scripts I post will be of decent quality, and work.
So I think I shall be doing about 4/5 a week depending on if i find anything thats helpfull or fun, I wont just put something up for the sake of it dont worry.
I should be posting the first PHP script soon.
All credit shall go to the author and if you have a fun/useless/random/usefull script that I may like, either email me it or comment on a post about it :)
much loves.
Marc
EDIT:: I will be testing all the scripts on my computer at home as I have set up apache/php/asp/etc on it. SO you will know that the scripts I post will be of decent quality, and work.
The Blog Of Shame
The Blog Of Shame has many hilarious pictures, this is what being a guy is all about!
Template
well folks, just updated the old templatarino to something more well... me.
Comments appreciated, hope you like it.
changed to red because the green did my eyes in and i figure it did the same to you, if not, well tell me and I might just change it for you :) - ye know, cos i'm nice.
Not alot has happened sinc emy last post, bin to college, bin to yates' bin to katie's thats about it.
If ANYONE is out in Leeds on the 25th of this month, then come to the "stick and twist" at the back of the merrion centre at about 6:30pm. LOADS of people are coming and it would be nice to meet some people I don't know :).
Anyway, have anice time whatever ye doing :)
much loves. marc
Comments appreciated, hope you like it.
changed to red because the green did my eyes in and i figure it did the same to you, if not, well tell me and I might just change it for you :) - ye know, cos i'm nice.
Not alot has happened sinc emy last post, bin to college, bin to yates' bin to katie's thats about it.
If ANYONE is out in Leeds on the 25th of this month, then come to the "stick and twist" at the back of the merrion centre at about 6:30pm. LOADS of people are coming and it would be nice to meet some people I don't know :).
Anyway, have anice time whatever ye doing :)
much loves. marc
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Monday Night
Well alright then Trish wants me to, so I'll tell you all what happened, in time line format;
3:: finish college and go to pub, have very few drinks.
6:45:: leave pub and head down to bus stop to go to katies.
6:55:: walk past alleywaynear superdrug as usual, notice a woman yelling and two guys attacking her.
6:56:: I jump in and wrestle them off her.
6:56:: woman runs away and phones police.
6:56:: meanwhile I'm fighting with two guys.
7:02:: another guy joins in helping me, has been asked by woman in question.
7:07:: police arrive very sharpish, all actions captured on CCTV.
7:15:: am in police station waiting to give statement.
7:30:: told no one available to take statement, call them in the morning and arrange a meeting.
7:35:: call katie, tell her what happened
7:55:: finally catch taxi to katies.
8:10:: get to katies, eat and talk alot
9:30:: leave katies
10:15:: get home rather pissed off but relieved
02:35:: go to bed
3:: finish college and go to pub, have very few drinks.
6:45:: leave pub and head down to bus stop to go to katies.
6:55:: walk past alleywaynear superdrug as usual, notice a woman yelling and two guys attacking her.
6:56:: I jump in and wrestle them off her.
6:56:: woman runs away and phones police.
6:56:: meanwhile I'm fighting with two guys.
7:02:: another guy joins in helping me, has been asked by woman in question.
7:07:: police arrive very sharpish, all actions captured on CCTV.
7:15:: am in police station waiting to give statement.
7:30:: told no one available to take statement, call them in the morning and arrange a meeting.
7:35:: call katie, tell her what happened
7:55:: finally catch taxi to katies.
8:10:: get to katies, eat and talk alot
9:30:: leave katies
10:15:: get home rather pissed off but relieved
02:35:: go to bed
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Elaborate
Would anyone like me to elaborate on last nights events?
if yes, please comment, if not, click a link on the left!
if yes, please comment, if not, click a link on the left!
Monday, February 14, 2005
fucked up!
well i got the fuck kicked out of me for being a hero tonight. nuff said, bed time.
goodnight...or not. happy freakin' valentines day
goodnight...or not. happy freakin' valentines day
another one!
Well folks it seems (heh "it seems" - its bloody right thats what it is!) that I'm going to have another brother or sister...again. w000t happy, lol, anyway yeah brenda is pregnant yet again, she's nine weeks on and is due around september time. hehe YAY another baby to play with =D lol. anyway nothing much happened this weekend, happy valentines day to all of you, and I'm going to bed now, to sleep, although I wish I wasn't if you get my drift.
goodnight
marc
goodnight
marc
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
new bike
my next bike im hoping, should be getting it around my birthday in july if all goes well :)
just a little question
Just a random point, but what is your screen resolution at the moment, and does this site display well in it. doin a survey cos I might be changing my template to something a little more upbeat and more designed by me :)
so if you please, take 1min and comment puulllleeeeeeeeeeaaassee!
cheers
marc
so if you please, take 1min and comment puulllleeeeeeeeeeaaassee!
cheers
marc
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